Not Going To Get Them All

Okay. So there is an enemy out in the world that must be found, captured, tarred, and feathered immediately. Now there are a lot of people out there that I have a severe distaste for, but I don't really go out and condone physical and mental violence against them. One person has changed that. And that person's name is jigglypuff18. Hopefully that is not her real name, but after finding out a little bit about her, I can't be sure.

Now you may be asking yourself what could a simple girl who clearly has an unnatural love for a lame Pokemon character. Well lots actually. Because apparently the heifer is under the impression that Lance Bass has ruined her life. I'm not trying to say that I am the only person in this world who has had their life ruined by Lancey Poo, but I do call dibs on bitching about it online. That's my schtick. So jump the fuck back jigglypuff18 before I have to go all Bye Bye Bye all over your ass.

Now I am well aware that there are a million blogs out there, but I sort of believe mine is special. At least when I am able to post and not so dead tired from chasing after 4 year olds that I pass out the second I get home. So I don't really need someone getting all up in my shit. Especially when that person has decided to equate her Lance Bass horror with her love for Pokemon.

And that's not mentioning the poem that an entire post is dedicated to. Now granted I am like the world's worst English major and I don't get poetry for shit but after reading it, I'm pretty sure this girl is sexually attracted to her pen. And while yes all love is supposed to be cool, that just ain't right.

So I'm warning you jigglypuff18. Step off my shit. If you don't I am so not afraid to unleash some Pikachu all over your ass.

Comments

[Mary]

Um.....i just took a few moments to read said jigglytwats words. I am mad I will never get those moments back, but nothing ventured nothing gained.....
I digress....
I am disgusted with not just her topics and the words that follow.....but clearly the pen that she is so in love with is on it's period.
I guess I just wanted to take a moment to say that no matter how many lives Lance Bass has ruined.....I will never read about any of them but yours. I have thought of leaving you a comment more than once but frankly never had the balls. I have been reading your blog for quite some time and it has, more than once, provided me the opportunity to ACTUALLY laugh out loud.
Thank you,
Mary