So Friday was the last day of school. It was kind of a weird day for me because as much as I bitch about them, I got a little attached to the monsters. And facing a summer without seeing them is a little sad. Not to mention that I don’t even know if I am going to be able to get a job another sub job at that school again next year makes me kind of miss them, even the one who came to her graduation ceremony dressed like she just stepped out of the hooker scene in Flashdance. (Is there a hooker scene in Flashdance? I actually haven’t seen the movie so I don’t know for sure, but if there is I’m sure it would involve the same outfit that this 1st grader girl was wearing. FIRST GRADE!). I know, right, who knew that underneath all that hate and ice, there is a marshmallow buried down there in my heart.
But it’s not going to be all fun and games because I still have to make money over the summer or I will be in that unfortunate position where they will threaten to take my car away again. So since school has let out I have actually worked a full week’s hours in three days. Yeah. Luckily I don’t do a whole lot at my job except read books and watch movies.
Now that it is summer and I am going to be taking a small vacation (I love how my idea of a vacation is only working one job for two months.) it is time to catch up on a bunch of stuff that I have been letting slide lately. Like cleaning my car. I’m embarrassed to say that the pile of trash on the passenger floor has grown to a level not only level with the seat, but has surpassed it. This makes a very dangerous situation when making sharp turns and the Great Wall of Crap comes crashing down on you.
Another thing that I am going to be catching up on is my use of drugs. I’m not talking about street drugs or anything like that, I mean school’s out so where would I get those kinds now. I’m just talking about regular shit. Like the other day my back was hurting so I took a muscle relaxer thinking it would help. Well, it didn’t so much help my back but it did give me some fucked up dreams about me running from wild animals in Botswana. I’m not sure how I know it was Botswana because I have never been to Botswana, but I did. That’s a kind of fucked up dream that can only come from some sort of legal chemical reaction. This is an experience that I feel must be repeated several times over the next couple months.
Also I plan to do a lot of catch up on my television consumption. I mean if there is one constant in life it is that anytime you turn on the TV, there is going to be an episode of Law and Order on somewhere. And if you are really lucky it’s going to be one of the ones with the sexually based offences. That’s everyone’s favorite even though they won’t admit it.
So this is what my summer is looking like. Cleaning, drugs, and Law and Order. It just shows that my life is in a good place.
I also love SVU ... The other one's bore me but the second SVU comes on, even if I have seen it before, I have to watch it lol.
Posted by: Danielle | June 08, 2011 at 08:55 AM